My friend has a totally wicked pair of shoes.

My friend has a new pair of shoes. She didn't buy them so much as inherit them. They really are fabulous.

Lets talk about lines people. The curvature of a well shaped shoe, is often overlooked, let alone a pair! These shoes of my friend, let me tell you, they sure do pop out at ya! They go with every outfit. She always wears them well, even when lying down for a nap.

There is a long standing debate about shoes that my friend Tucker and I have been arguing for years: do the shape of shoes matter more than the size? For example. I wear a size twelve. Tucker would love my shoes, because they are huge, even though I have strange warts and callouses. Me, I prefer a shoe with nice shape. Heels, loafers, what have you, they need to be well made.

Above all else Tucker and I agree, shoes are better than no shoes. Barefeet are terrible.

Anyway, back to my friends new shoes. They are really a nice combination of shape and size. She is about a size 10, and they are really great. If her shoes were a car, they'd be a Cadillac. No, they'd be a Ford Mustang. Powerful. Agile. Two strong exhaust pipes. Basically, a whole lot under the hood.

So, this is my ode to her shoes. May my wife to be have as nice a pair of shoes as her.